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  3. thesickestjokes:

    People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

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    3 hours ago  /  137,867 notes  /  Source: thesickestjokes

  4. dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

    dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

    person: will you be my girlfriend?

    me:

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    3 hours ago  /  216,815 notes

  5. shotsfiredat221b:

    dulect:

    chicken-nuggets-galore:

    Do twins have the same sized dick?

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    Both reactions work

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    3 hours ago  /  754,300 notes  /  Source: chicken-nuggets-galore

  6. lemondifficult:

    Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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  7. kisschases:

    if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

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    3 hours ago  /  353,611 notes  /  Source: kathrynknowles

  8. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    i need to get fucked by something other than my life

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    3 hours ago  /  392,841 notes  /  Source: spicy-vagina-tacos

  9. hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

    hollyoakhill:

    This is what i spent a whole class doing

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    3 hours ago  /  201,972 notes  /  Source: hollyoakhill

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